Jun 18, 2018

Every horse movie

asensuality:

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm*
Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory”
Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all”
Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm”
*cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out*
Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show”
Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way"
Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

(Source: whomst, via confirmance)

Jun 18, 2018

the-spooky-alchemist:

“assigning genders to babies is wrong”

image

(Source: he-was-number-wan, via manda)

Jun 18, 2018

kiriamaya:

cardozzza:

The other day I was washing my hands and another woman came out the stall a couple seconds after I did. She wasn’t cis, and a different woman waiting for someone to finish up looked angry and opened her mouth to say something. Before she could, I smiled real friendly a this woman who’s just trynna wash her hands and told her I loved her skirt, and we started talking clothes.

The waiting woman was still clearly pissed but she didn’t say anything because she knew I wouldn’t have her back. That’s all it took to keep some poor lady just trynna scrub up from getting harassed.

Sometimes doing the right thing is really hard and kinda scary. Other times all it takes is making it clear that you won’t support someone’s nastiness. It’s a little enough thing to do your part.

Cis women: read this.

(Source: mockiato, via confirmance)

Jun 18, 2018
sensationallysavage:
“ lesbidrake:
“ psiotechniqa:
“ lesbidrake:
“ psiotechniqa:
“ theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm:
“ psiotechniqa:
“ gayasslena:
“I’m losing my SHIT
”
This is some magical shit
”
The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger...

sensationallysavage:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm:

psiotechniqa:

gayasslena:

I’m losing my SHIT

This is some magical shit

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

the obvious? what do you mean?

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

(Source: moved-to-naltorians, via confirmance)

Jun 18, 2018

(Source: catchymemes, via heart)

Jun 18, 2018
Jun 17, 2018

okboy:

these all have the same energy

(via heart)

Jun 17, 2018

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

image

(via confirmance)

Jun 17, 2018

surprisebitch:

thighschool:

me as a doctor

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

(Source: comedysintral, via manda)

Jun 17, 2018

(via manda)

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